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'The Wedgie Scale' Is Here

Grading every wedgie this NBA season

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J.E. Skeets
Oct 26, 2025
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As a nod to NBA.com’s ‘Horry Scale,’ we’re introducing ‘The Wedgie Scale,’ which will break down wedgies in the categories of uniqueness (was it on a routine three-point shot or free throw attempt?), game situation (did it happen early in the first half or in the clutch?), importance (playoff game or regular season?), and frivolities (any post-wedgie shenanigans or broadcast shoutouts?). Then we give it an overall grade on a scale of 1-5 Ralphs, named for the legendary LA Clippers broadcaster, Ralph Lawler, who originally coined the term.

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