A Superstar Wedgie

Hang it in the Louvre, but change the surveillance system's password

‘The Wedgie Scale’ breaks down wedgies in the categories of uniqueness (was it a 3 or free throw attempt?), game situation (did it happen early in the first half or in the clutch?), importance (playoff game or regular season?), and frivolities (any post-wedgie shenanigans or broadcast shoutouts?). Then we give it an overall grade on a scale of 1-5 Ralphs, named for the legendary Clippers broadcaster, Ralph Lawler, who originally coined the term.

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WEDGIE NO. 17 | Nov. 30, 2025 | Keegan Murray (MEM-SAC)

UNIQUENESS: Keegan Murray attempts to dunk on big boy Zach Edey, packs the wedgie, and crumples to the floor. It’s been that type of season in Cow Town.

GAME SITUATION: Early.

IMPORTANCE: That’s how you end the month November! Well, that, and by listening to Gordon Lightfoot’s “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.”

FRIVOLITIES: Murray becomes our fifth Kings player to stick a wedgie this season, joining Drew Eubanks, rookie Nique Clifford, Domantas Sabonis, and Malik Monk. I now need every single Kings player to stick one this season. You’re next, Russ!

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